Liverpool FC: Christmas Crack Me Up Challenge

It’s that time of year again – while we are busy with the Christmas preparations for footballers the festive period is very different. The games come thick and fast but of course, it’s important to take some time out between matches to relax and get into the festive spirit.

We sat down with our Liverpool FC stars for a number of seasonal games, starting with The Christmas Crack Me Up Challenge. Who could keep the straighter face as the Reds’ players told each other cheesy Christmas jokes?

Crack Me Up Challenge: Firmino v Coutinho

The Brazilian attackers are known for their samba flair & telepathic relationship on the pitch – but who could hold their poker face the longest?

Crack Me Up Challenge: ‘Noël’ Matip v Sturridge

Next up were ‘Noël’ Matip and Sturridge. Could the Reds’ central defender prove rock solid in the face of seasonal silliness or would he find it difficult to react to ‘Studge’s’ delivery of cringe-worthy jokes without cracking a smile?

Liverpool FC Christmas jokes:

Q What do you call a blind reindeer?

A: No eye deer

Q: What’s my favourite Christmas song?

A: Mistletoe and Clyne

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

A: Dam

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

A: Tinselitis

Q: How do snowmen get around?

A: They ride an icicle

Q: Why won’t Santa go to Everton?

A: Because he always wears red.

Q: Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?

A: It blew away.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Snowflakes

Q: Who is Santa’s favourite Liverpool player?

A: Philippe Coutinho-ho-ho

Q: What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?

A: Lost

Q: What kind of paper likes music?

A: Rapping paper

Q: What’s Jürgen’s favourite Christmas song?

A: Mistletoe and Clyne

Q: What’s E.T short for?

A: Because he’s only got little legs.

*Odds were correct at time of publishing the article
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